SPD on the way to the grand coalition

The election result with twenty percent for the SPD has not failed catastrophically enough. Once again the party is serving as a stirrup holder. Neither social democratic content not even a social democratic program. Quick is searched at Mama Merkel shelter and rewards the top functionaries with attractive positions.

Once Schulz has taken the word capitalism in the mouth, already the predominant official clique howled: "He will surely not make us our hard-won rapprochement with the affluent middle class broken. We co-governed so wisely and showed that we can represent their interests well. Perhaps in four years after Merkel's resignation we will also get a chance to fill key government positions. We have pacified the lower class with the minimum wage. However, we have not put any obstacles in the way of car companies and armaments companies. We kept the taxes moderate and we kept quiet about all tax loopholes. We called on our supporters to be more educated because everyone in our state has a chance, they just have to seize their educational opportunities. And we have also provided by the foreign missions of our soldiers demonstrated our state political responsibility. After all, our Peter Struck already declared in Schröder's time that Germany was being defended in the Hindu Kush.

Our large people's party, which under Gabriel served both upper and middle classes with a clear right-wing positioning, has become a neither-nor-left nor right-wing party under Schulz in the eyes of many of our voters. But if we pull the cart out of the mud out of state political responsibility, we expect a reward from the voters in four years as well. We would prefer an agreement on changing chancellorship with the CDU for a period of eight years. The ministers could then be selected according to a ranking in the popularity charts of the television talk shows. These dreams are not so unrealistic: Horst Seehofer has already praised Andrea Nahles for her inconspicuous government work; maybe we will soon be able to appoint the next Chancellor. We will then immediately introduce citizens' insurance and abolish the long waiting times at specialist doctors. We will extend the length of stay in the hospitals again so that the staff is not stressed. We will increasingly recruit nurses from the countries of the former Soviet bloc, so that our nursing staff is relieved and does not increase the cost of care so strong. And if the unions should try to break the economic boom, we will immediately open the borders again to curb the increase in wages with young, willing workers. "